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Bling Kong's own cheerleading lady Boobs goes on a date with Snakedawg. Watch love bloom...

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After discovering each other through the soFISTicated Mates video dating service, our heroine Baby Blue goes on a date with BLING KONG's guitarist Sizzler. You thought your first dates were awkward...

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Thanks Paul and Dino!! And thanks Aaron for another great visit to Providence. Someone actually did a cartwheel in front of the stage, and then two guys got arrested for fighting outside the club-- rock and roll! We also had a great DIY time at Edward's loft party in Brooklyn last week and on our triumphant return to The Middle East in Boston. Thank you to everyone who came out. And no thanks to that jerk who stole Kim's pom pom!!

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Have you ever wondered where BLING KONG gets these great song ideas? Maybe it happens something like this...



As Steakbomb put it, "I'm glad we sing and play our instruments better than we act." See for yourself next week:

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Maybe you've heard us singing about a certain heart breaker named Snakedawg. Well when we first met him, he was on the search for love...

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BLING KONG has won not once but twice for Heavy.com's ongoing Contraband video contest! Watch for us in some new prize-redeemed gear soon. Oh, and watch our newest videos on Heavy.com, then watch them again!

In other news, BLING KONG will be joining our friends Dracula Zombie USA, The Shamblers and Imanant for a wild Brooklyn loft party on April 19th. The Creature will be DJing between bands as well, so come prepared to dance! This will kick off a weekend jaunt up to Providence and Boston. More info in the events section.

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We in Bling Kong have been trying out this new video dating service called soFISTicated Mates. You can see some of our videos in posts below (and on our Heavy.com channel). This week our drummer Totally went on his first soFISTicated Mates date with this weird bitch Baby Blue, and it was a little, well, see for yourself:



You too can enter a video to soFISTicated Mates. Just send your video to soFISTicatedmates@blingkong.com.

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Hey everyone. Wanna date me? Check my style out:

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Check out Bling Kong's new Contraband video, and maybe get yerself a hot date.



soFISTicatedmates@blingkong.com

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